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How to Not Sleep
How I sleep at a show with loud music. How I sleep in a quiet bedroom. I don’t get my body.
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Puppy Whine
To help combat the powers of Friday the 13th, I drew three things I like (you know, if you count the pun). I’m pretty sure I read somewhere once that good things come in threes.* *I just looked up...
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Goats on a Donkey
I still have a herd of goats milling around my house because apparently I can’t have normal people problems. Animal Control finally showed up too, which apparently consists of one guy for the entire...
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Your, You’re, or Yore?
Whenever I see mistakes with people making mistakes with “you’re” and “your,” I like to pretend they actually meant the homonym’s lesser known middle sibling, yore. So when I see someone type, “I want...
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What I’d Like to Blog About
I’ve been bad about blogging lately. Sometimes I have an idea for a post, but I have such great expectations for it that I can never really make it look the way I want it to look. So it just … Continue...
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A Jury of Your Peers
Ladies and gentleman, a jury of your peers, which is probably the best reason I can give you to not commit any crimes. Also, I wish I really did comment on people’s punctuation in verbal speech, but I...
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How to Make an Insult Legato
My piano teacher is a really talented old Russian lady. She’s also rather mean. I suppose that’s what happens when you grow up in a country that bans Christmas – you learn to be a little tougher around...
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Useful Byproducts of Falling
There are advantages to being a one-dimensional triangle, like never having to buy a glider suit.
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Work with Benefits
Sometimes a perk doesn’t really feel like a perk when everyone gets it. I only get a little bitter though. You know, just when I think about it.
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